To help you survive school holiday with your sense of humour intact I shall share some of my hot tips. All tips have been trialled on my three co-operative children at one time or another.
Today I give you Holiday Tip #1:
If you get your children to complete two hours of housework first thing in the morning, then you will be guaranteed to be rewarded with at least two hours peace and quiet afterward as they avoid you like the plague. (Note the “guarantee” is only valid for the duration of time spent reading this tip).